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howdoiputthisgently:

When my alarm goes off in the morning

(via sextnoise)

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afrobluess:

On God

afrobluess:

On God

(Source: kenntwo, via rosaparking)

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holyghoul:

im just a human bean

(Source: holybae, via orgasm)

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nishlo:

shark lava and boy girl

(via succeeding)

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moxiearien:

cresentmoon2000:

katiaobinger:

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell

(via orgasm)

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rlymax:

hey pull my finger

*finger detaches*

see you in court asshole

(via orgasm)

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miraguey:

fouronthefloor2:

what a time to be alive

miraguey:

fouronthefloor2:

what a time to be alive

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17yr:

woah calm down im just trying to date your dad

(via orgasm)

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